Or, as we call it in New Mexico, Saturday.

Cautionary example, or new aspiration?

Roll down to Mary & Tito's this week. You'll feel better about it.

Yep. That's it right there.

Oh, gareat! Because if there's a-one thing I awant before amaking this decision, it's paroof!

That's odd, he speaks highly of you.

Alas, illiteracy would not be an excuse. Dude's all over the television. Being illiterate and a fundamentalist Luddite would do it, though.

Somehow, I feel like this makes it worse: The range of suspensions for possession of drugs and a number of other common infractions is negotiated as part of the Collective Bargaining Agreement, including a process of appeal, and so forth. Suspensions for domestic violence aren't included on the list of negotiated…

/self-indulgently explains that this iteration of Hercules was based on a graphic novel in which he is a mercenary

That's some excellent work, right there.

You're my huckleberry.

Well, that's a wrap on Adam Schefter.

"We also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can," Smith says, "about elements of provocation."

The matter becomes more nebulous if she put her hands on him first, and what that actually means. Returning a slap with a punch is a crime prima facie. As a counterpoint, Warren Moon's wife kneed him in the groin and tried to hit him in the head with a candelabra, in what I can only assume was a Clue LARP gone…

I AM AS AWESOME AS I AM TERRIFYING AND SEEMINGLY MURDEROUS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A female what? A female human? We call those 'women'.

Timely and precise deployment of that expression. Full marks.

Godspeed.

Holy shit, that's a varsity dick-move, right there.

Thanks. I'm intolerably self-satisfied about it, myself.