Shitting all over the White House. Rednecks getting a tour.

Google the lyrics to his song Stranglehold. He’s a piece of shit.

Not one chair flew? Chickenshit brawl, I’m heading to Burger King.

And something north of a decade of heavy anabolic steroid use.

I think an SEC SEC SEC is in order here.

Can we just be honest and agree that the movie is about Sarandon’s rack?

I have toiled in the custom cabinetry industry for a good chunk of my career. Our industry works cordless drills harder than anyone. I have used just about every brand extensively. One of the most important aspects is the quality of the batteries. This deal comes with two of the premium XR batteries. This is an…

I have toiled in the custom cabinetry industry for a good chunk of my career. Our industry works cordless drills…

Mets fans, Jets fans, or any Boston fan. Annoying people.

Juicers produce real fresh juice because 30 seconds ago, it was FRUIT or VEGETABLE. And even if the juice is five minutes old, it still contains all the delicate vitamins and compounds that quickly deteriorate. Juice in a bag? Marketing bullshit, with far inferior vitamin and mineral and compound content. This is…

Nespresso: Way overpriced system that does produce excellent coffee.

Largely because we are fat lazy slobs in our great Capitalistic society. Plus, Keurig just flat sucks. Sorry, I enjoy flavor.

Yes society failed him. Years of injecting himself with steroids that would make Lyle Alzado blush, had nothing to do with it. Fuck you society.

Actually darker cars show dirt more than lighter cars. Sorry.

Stories like the naked women murdering her baby and throwing it onto train tracks over her incorrect Taco Bell order? (best part is you wondering for a nano-second if it’s true) Go 10 miles inland on just about any part of Florida and it’s basically NC with orange juice. Certainly the orange guy took a lying workshop…

I’m thinkin’ maybe you could edit the media into that list? Kinda opens a “what other professional or fraternal organizations belong there” can of worms.

Fuck that, send em to Texas. Intern them at a giant redneck camp where they can decry gay lifestyles while fucking each other in the rear the way depraved rednecks do.

Only made worse by the shitty driving of clueless S. Carolinians in huge trucks and SUV’s. Got a job at the plant, start buying BIG shit.

Here in Palm Beach County there are several large flocks of parrots. These are the meanest, most territorial, squawking little bastards you have ever seen.

Several times I have seen(HEARD) woodpeckers banging their beaks against metal objects atop power poles. You hear this incessant rapid metal tapping sound. Good thing their little pecker brains are encased in fluid.

Race organizers now try to plan profitable inaugural events instead of trying to build something long-term that will grow into profitability. They see the gouging by the corporate sponsored marathons and Start jacking up their entry fees because that’s “the going rate.” The giant corporate marathons are an…