Wait, I'm not sure I get this….It came out today. No one has worn or tried this shock (see what I did there?). And now "they seem to fucking suck."

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

Reminds me of this classic.

It's bad enough they let Danica race, now we gotta learn female biology too?

PERIODS. Learn what they are and use them.

I was going to say "1/2 the men in Boston would fuck Bill Simmons," but if we're just going to answer our own questions I'll forget about it.

I missed the word "winter" in the title and was all ready to be like "uhhhh, weightlifting probably?"

Simmons: Hey you know my buddy Jalen Rose (really, he's my friend, that's why I say it so often), he loves your show.

I wouldn't throw that one solely at Dunham's feet; Simmons throws down on the "like" game as well. They're, like, the Jordan and Pippen of the "like" game.

I actually like Bill Simmons, but he really needs someone with balls in Grantland that just says, "Dude, shut the fuck up." when he tries to make dumb cross references between sports and pop culture.

"I made a hypothetical bet about Dan Ackroyd's career and was wrong. But with John Belushi, I don't know what his career would have been."

Don't leave out the fact that she did the interview, like, topless.

Every time Dunham says "like" or "I feel" I take a shot. I'm a raging alcoholic

Lena Dunham, eh?

To be honest, I'm not sure I've ever heard [a good luge joke]."

I Can't Stop Capitalizing These Words

You're in for a treat.

Giants have selected Michael Sam (Mizz)

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

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