• Peng Shuai vomited, then cramped up, and had to be helped off the court.

For Sale: 2010 Crown Victoria, Low Mileage, Great Horse Plower...errr, Horsepower

Those poor horses. Already in wheelchairs, and now this.

Now if only baseball players could learn to catch without a glove, we'd have similar excitement.

The Hurt Locker

PUT HIS WEDDING RING ON HIS PENIS, NOW CAN'T GET IT OFF

Bravo, sir. It'd be nice if Deadspin were gonna bother with these cricket posts (not that they have to, I wouldn't blame them for ignoring it entirely) they'd get someone who maybe knew a teency bit about the sport and wrote a tick more than 'OOO LOOGITHAT SO WEIRD'

This is so Wrong 'Un. +1

Not withstanding that AB de Villiers sounds like the name of a guy who would support apartheid, South Africa kicked the shit out of India through a combination of Dale Steyn and the departing Jacques Kallis. India looked like crap, especially in the second innings (MS Dhoni, Y U NO PROTECT WICKET?!)

South Africa, ranked #1 in the world, were playing India, ranked #2, in a test series in South Africa. They played the first match to a draw, and then SA crushed India by 10 wickets in the second match to take the series. India scored 334 runs in their first innings, SA scored 500 runs in their first innings, and then…

I tried looking up their names but it requires a wicked google-y

A straight red was appropriate in this case. a) he denied a clear goal-scoring opportunity (which itself merits a red card) and b) it was a very dangerous challenge, that's the type of challenge that can end a player's career. I have no sympathy for Howard in regards to the card, a veteran player like him should…

This could hurt sales of my new port-o-potty business there: Vend-a-Loo.

I mentioned in another thread that I was the Sun producer in the chair when this happened... but my comment has disappeared.

Football: Is punted

Jacque Jones: [refreshes]

I love this kind of behind-the-scenes stuff. As an NBA fan, it's pretty thrilling to see something in red besides the entire Eastern Conference.

This is pretty appalling. I like to think major stadiums do background checks into those who are assigned to make sure everything runs smoothly at a game and then you see something like this shit.

Steelers fans will all agree that their greatest nemesis has always been the Browns.

Well now I'm definitely never running with headphones.