I feel like it’s the exact plot from a sitcom I can’t quite recall. Did Moira Rose have a funeral for her wigs or her dead career or something? 

That sounds promising. Perhaps you should offer to run a training course.

It’s also less efficient than a bus, or a trolley, or even a moving walkway.

If only we had the technology to transport larger groups of people, perhaps in linked carriers, from one stop to the next in a loop. Maybe we could use some sort of guiderail to ensure that it goes where it is supposed to. But I guess that technology is well beyond us, so we will have to put cars into narrow tunnels…

It feels less cringe now because we all have pandemic fatigue and other people have said/done so much worse over the past 2 years. At the beginning when rona first hit, a bunch of celebrities sitting in their massive mansions crooning badly and saying “we’re all in this together” while poor people suffered and died…

Did she also back off on her support of the murder of Palestinians?

As always and forever: ACAB

You realize my day is now going to consist of Austin Powers clips on Youtube, don’t you?

I think we all know he is man of simple needs. As he has said of his childhood,

It looks like... the jig is up!

The tweet complains about quality control while sharing a picture of an issue found during... a quality control process.

Democrats like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory as much as they like maintaining the status quo into almost inevitable fascism.

Throwing this out there: do we think he’d have gotten the same “indifference” charge if his last name was “Smith” or something other than “Aguilera-Mederos”?

Mandatory minimum laws are obscene in all instances.

I mean, there are lots of people will poor impulse control who aren’t in conservatorships. Someone doesn’t have to rise to your standard of “balanced” in order to deserve basic freedom.

I am here for the retroactive bashing of dumb reporter questions. Especially the Barbara Walters one with Brooke Shields. 

Action: buy a gas guzzler that requires premium fuel and drive it 44k miles per year

If you live on Long Island and drive into Manhattan on a daily basis you deserve every bad thing that happens to you, and worse.

Just because Tesla has no PR department doesn’t mean you have to volunteer.