All choices end in death, so fuck me up, Military Volvo!

Say what you will about the American military, they know how to torture acronyms like no one else.

I hope now ex-judge John F. Russo Jr. gets violently raped.

The best one is the Seth Rogan one because Jerry very obviously resents his success and indifference to the craft of stand-up while being incredibly funny.

Al Qaeda wouldn’t even exist had the CIA not trained its braintrust in the 80's so you can spare the “AMERICA SAVED THE WORLD FROM AL QAEDA” because you and I both know it literally created that shit too. Do better with your jingoism.

Bin Laden dead is an undeniably good outcome. I support supporting american manufacturing. I don’t hate Obama and I voted for him twice but he’s at best a risk-averse centrist like most in the Democratic party and his presidency was wildly disappointing with respect to foreign and economic policy.

not to mention gleefully vaporizing wedding parties with sky robots in countries we’re not even at war with for 8 years without pause or reflection.

When he gets his brain spilled on the pavement, he’ll learn.  Just as brain function ceases.

*straight up murdered

I hope he gets mugged and winds up on a feeding tube forever.

This is why literally every cop is a piece of shit. Yes, even your uncle or niece or mom or dad. They’re stormtroopers pretending that they help the world by solving crimes with truncheons and guns.

Stop acting like Melania isn’t a horrible racist asshole who chose to tie herself to a grotesque bigot.

There’s a staute to him in his hometown in Iraq. Guy’s a fucking hero.

How about we just start beating bigots into silence, apology, or a feeding tube?

Jezebel’s entire coverage of this has been a performance piece based on aggressively not understanding even the basics of what bankruptcy even is, let alone deeper complexities like perhaps the private equity that owns J Crew is happy to have it go bankrupt.

Why is every Jezebel article about J. Crew’s bankruptcy a long form bit where the writer acts like they don’t know the difference between Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection is the same as Chapter 7 liquidation?

1,000 horsepower with the center of gravity and axis of rotation sitting behind the driver with the engine will make for exotic-level wrecks.

Jalopnik was always the alternative to buff books going “DUUUUR LOOK AT THIS HORSEPOWER RATING!”

Hahaha it does sound like something from a Looney Tunes.

I was working on a project site in the further outskirts of Salem and hoo boy... How an Oregonian comes by a southern accent and adopts the Confederate Flag will always baffle me but here we are.