Man, I live in Montavilla and that dude would roll through my local haunts too.  They’re everywhere.

That paint is also some god awful carcinogenic concoction and that’s already acknowledging we’re talking about paint to begin with.

Yeah and if you wanna not look like everyone else off roading then get a $25k G Wagen like someone suggests below. It’ll do better off road, work beater, and not destroy your body and hearing in the process. And its motor might last over 30,000 miles without a rebuild. No matter what condition it’s in - it’s better…

Surveyor here. No thanks.

This is art.

You couldn’t pay me enough money to drive around looking like a Clackamas County dwelling chud who says he’d have joined the Marines except he’d punch the drill instructor if he did, but has some sweet tacticool clothes for his trips to the gun range and Wal Mart.

Same about Melvoin on guitar and I didn’t think i could get pregnant on account of being a man.

Ah, you saw it on cable TV first.  What a neat anecdote.  Do you have anymore?

Hello fellow portlander!

No. I’d rather they just die an inglorious death.

Maybe their landlord should have tried what everyone else is doing: GET AN ACTUAL JOB.

Rentseeking is inherently wrong. Why don’t they, like, work?

The only good landlord is one you decapitated yourself.

That song and White Zombie’s More Human than Human made up for about half the action movie commercial background music in the late 90's.

Wow! That s deep pull from the memory banks.

No no no.  Those aren’t jokes.  And rich people don’t have to do anything to placate anyone.  They can just go die.

Plot twist: Ted Kennedy DID fuck Ursula

Beta Karolyi? Come on.

Ribs and buffalo wings would like to have a word with you.

...hating gay people and advocating for murdering whoever we want whenever we want where ever we want.