I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

I kind of get the feeling that was the intent....

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

No, the one that recognizes there are problems with the system and tries to help others regardless.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

My interest is piqued. Where can I read this?

Emmy Rossum isnt asian....

So, they chose convenience and appealing to the core audience. Same for Ghost in the Shell.

Who knew that a child could be good at A Children’s Card Game?

I’m way too happy to have butter in my sauce, please don’t take this from me

Uh, there were no allegations (not even anonymous ones) on record and Kirkman denied her article was about LCK. And the origin of the story appeared to be a Gawker article.

Wait, you’ll eat the poop sausages but only give yourself 5 minutes to play with a freshly washed butthole?

Disagree. I don’t care about anyone’s wedding, not even my own. I’m old enough that I’m not looking to get plastered at your reception, but if I’m going to spend my Saturday night making small talk with your family and dancing to the most insipid DJ you could find then there better be a bottle of wine with my name on…

That scene in Kingsmen just got even more fun.

My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

I read it just fine. Maybe chill the fuck out?

Probably a good thing you wouldn’t hire them, I wouldn’t want to be hired by a company that doesn’t understand humor.

I mean, your second sentence is kinda the point. Adults shouldn’t be instructing their kids to say awful shit like that.