Better than sending him a spreadsheet, though.

That's awful. But it sounds like her reason was less that the sex was unsatisfying and more that she's completely delusional. The article says she might have shot her former husband too. I hope this guy makes a full recovery.

I have similar footage, taken from San Francisco Botanical Gardens, in which the Heron literally dunks the gopher in the nearby stream as if he is having his gopher with Au jus.

I still like this one.

Scientists have speculated that they're an example of "devolution" — a backwards step towards our quadrupedal past.

Whenever I hear someone use the phrase "de-evolution" or "reverse evolution", it's a gigantic red flag to me that they don't actually understand how evolution works.

Was there ever actual evidence for ANY "gateway-drug theory"?

If you've heard of Dan Savage, I was in one of his university speeches when he brought this up. I think he also brought it up at the festival of dangerous ideas.

The entire article is about a moral debate. If it were "amoral" there would just be a blank space.

"Well, since it's illegal for anyone to even possess kiddie porn, then kiddie sexbots should be illegal, too."

Neither is buying a child-sized one and stabbing it. But apparently fucking it is?

I prefer the extermination option, myself.

The reason child porn is illegal is actual children are harmed in making it. It's illogical to make having sex with a robot or drawings, stories, or fiction illegal. There was never a child involved in the process.

Which brings up an interesting point. Buying a mannequin and stabbing it is not illegal.

Maybe if you're fancy. My stove has two settings: "Off" and "Mount Vesuvius." Also, I would imagine the fins actually help spread the heat more evenly, but I could be wrong.

Too bad he's not an astronaut; I could call him a flying saucier...

NO! For so many reasons. If those fins are duplicated on the interior of the pan then it is a bitch to clean. If they are not, then you are creating hot spots. Also, anybody who has watched a single cooking show knows that you just don't set your fire to be wider than your pan for this exact reason.

Dear International Neurourology Journal,

Ahhhhhh, I didn't click through. FISH HOOKS? Does the fish look pleased? Dumb fuckers deserve to loose their cocks for that nonsense.

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