Arctic is burning. Amazon is being cut down at an incredible rate. Hurricanes are dropping more water as the climate changes. Unplanned Medical services can financial cripple a large chunk of Americans. Wages haven’t gone up in years. And I got an headache.

He’s (and you Sir) is/are doing us a service. Next time someone suggests cutting Educational Funds or reducing Library hours, we roll the clip.

Another facet of that argument is that wood ships wouldn’t be able to hold that many slaves so that’s why we ain’t African, we are the original Native Americans and were made slaves with a pen and not a pistol.

Speaking of Amazons, here's the main cast of Suffrajitsu auditioning for their own movie adaptation.

Damn, man, this whole "don't eat shit in New York" thing is gonna be hell on Guy's American Kitchen & Bar.

One clown stalks, multiple clowns stalk. Don't neglect your sentence/verb agreement, Mark.

yes this "he was her boyfriend, no he wasn't" seems like the perfect basis for his defense team to try and paint this as a "heat of passion" attack which *could* mitigate the sentence, unfortunately. Also can't wait to see what the defense does with her porn career...not that it is relevant in the slightest but much…

I think that Mack's statement that Koppenhaver broke up with her and his contention they were on-again, off-again, speaks to the mentality of the abusive, possessive (ex) partner. It's only on-and-off so that they can come and go as they please. The other party is held hostage to that controlling pendulum. That's…

"his alleged brutal attack on then-girlfriend Christy Mack"

I just hope the court system is capable of getting an erection so they can properly fuck this guy.

Hell yeah to being thankful your dude has a normal hobby. I share a laptop with Mr. Queef and he NEVER clears his internet history. He apparently spends his time online looking for a new job, obsessively checking Liverpool football statistics, and googling movie trailers, exotic cars and "really big boobs." And…

Now I'm worried we're married to the same man!

Yes, she should run. Now.

Sounds like this guy is about to go off on an internet tirade about how his wife is stealing his child.

Yeah if those people "aren't real" what makes her "real" and their baby "real" and their life "real" GAAAAH.

My husband grows peppers and tomatoes tons of fucking peppers. They are "super hots" and he eats them and claims that if they are super, super spicy he gets high off them so I'm like whatever. His garden requires a lot of time and effort, and sometimes it's annoying but now I am really fucking thankful that "me…

I had the same thought. *Nothing* made my daughter poop more reliably than feeding her when she was that itty.

Ah, the good ol' gastrocolic reflex. It's a physiological response that basically signals a newborn's brain, "something's entering the beginning of the digestive process, better make room by sending any remainders out the other end." The results can be truly astonishing.

I think breastfeeding used to be a lot simpler for women. I read a statistic the other day that at least a third of all new mothers had never seen a woman breastfeeding before they suddenly had to. Formula made breastfeeding a foreign concept to the last couple of generations, and fewer women have the help of their…

She tweeted these pictures earlier and I can confirm she said he pissed on her dress. Still, better than newborn poop.