15. Do not read anything written in Latin or any other foreign language left behind by others. That's the line in the sand we should all agree to never cross.

Step 14, always bring this guy. And remember kids, shop smart...shop S-Mart.

If you watch the whole video, it has nothing to do with whether the objects are vertical or not, but rather whether the direction of movement is the same as the axis of the shape.

But the ants on the screen were vertical. SCIENCE DISPROVED!

Eh, I mean, sure, toads can be clever but I have a difficult time believing that there is some kind of intellig-

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.

The thumb is a moving object in the worm configuration, initiating the prey response. It was all fine until the thumb moved.

That's a Pixie Frog. And that was awesome because they have sharp teeth on their bottom jaw.

I was hoping for the toad to win:

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

The "Possibly Proper Death Litany", from Roger Zelazny's Creatures of Light & Darkness:

"Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.

Terry Pratchett's Reaper Man - in particular Death's plea to Azrael.

Exactly! It seems like a pretty well-worn trope that strong black women invariably have their femininity attacked. No surprise that this is playing well with the Tea People.

So she calls Obama gay, because Michelle is trans. I've seen people defending this as a joke, but it really is a terrible joke. It's based on the ideas that 1) being trans is inherently a negative, secret thing and 2) men who are attracted to trans women are gay. It's really a hat trick of anti-Obama, homophobia, and…

It would be very interesting to start seeing multi-cultural versions of Captain America since not everyone who lives here is a WASP. People would probably call it pandering, I'd call it being literal.

Hajib Captain America just f'ing works. I don't know why, it just looks GREAT.

I like these. They're cuter than a bag of cats.

A simple graph that reflects my interest in this product until seeing the price.