I'm guessing "Tiger" and "Kodiak Bear" aren't much fun.

And it's delicious.

Sodium nitrate doesn't just give hotdogs their color. It is also a preservative.

That's "Freezed Peach! Freezed Peach!"

No need. I'm sure the FBI is all the hell over them.

Fuck them? No. Not even with someone else's dick.

There is a world of difference between "There are more nanoparticles than ever" and "We have just started measuring levels of nanoparticles and are finding them in lots of places"

Good Lord. You got scrimshawed!

Solange deletes photos of Beyoncé from her Instagram account.

Plundering Garfield's tomb and they didn't even get the solid gold lasagna pan?

How hard is it to say "I divorce thee. I divorce thee. I divorce thee"?

"But I can fix him!"

Obligatory:

When the mash is distilled all of the alcohol goes over into the distillate. The grain is then dried (hence "dried distilled grain") and fed to livestock. Brewers do the same thing with their mash, removing the beer and selling the spent grain to farmers.

Everyone lies about sex

I"ll thank you to leave my fuzzy gray area out of this!!!

Some guys fetishize it.

Have you considered getting it removed? It's a simple, quick outpatient procedure.