"Today I hold xyz in my heart." So it's kind of prayer-lite with 60% less deity than regular prayer?

Nope. Not even.

Not even decent trolling. Go away, stupid child

The problem is that Nigeria does not have a government. It has a large-scale persistent criminal conspiracy dedicated to looting the country's oil wealth which masquerades as a government. One of the real dilemmas for outside agencies (NGOs, governments, aid organizations) is that much of the work they do simply takes…

Nicely done, kid.

Seems reasonable

Here's a thought:

SaraA, what sort of business are you in?

You can also see him saying to himself "I'm surrounded by a dozen crazy White guys with guns. Don't run. Don't show fear. Just be cool. Smile. Sell them a hamburger. Act friendly, and hope to God they go away."

Starbucks follows State law. In most places they have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. The problem is that a bunch of entitled, self-important, right wing asshats decided to take advantage of this to wave their popguns around. So a number of Starbucks began to disallow guns in the store.

I'm a 'Murcan gun owner. I am an NRA-certified instructor and have a concealed carry permit.

Stella has not been the same since it was absorbed by inBev.

This is manhood at its best. Makes me wish the Christian heaven were real so he could hear "Enter, my good and faithful servant"

But if someone had a "No Gospel Grinders" sign these same Christians would give birth to a porcupine, breech presentation.

I'd sign a petition for Baugh's forcible castration with a dull spoon.

Yeah, I get the "lampreys suck" joke. But you should also understand that lamprey pie and potted lamprey were very popular dishes well into the 18th century. The eels (technically jawless fish) are kinda ugly, but have you ever seen how sausage is made or cooked up a batch of tripas?

You can't expect cheap shoes to be comfortable? Really?

As long as his choice is castration or prison I'm good with it.

But unless you were using a mirror to watch the Slake Moth you're fewked.

Interesting. The artist shows them as hairy which we now know to be accurate