I kow-tow nine times before The Master.

Why not? If you're not a rich White Christian Republican corporation he'd be just as happy if you were dead

Just give the same advice. But sprinkle liberally with Bible verses

By "psychological evaluation" I assume you mean "firing, tarring, feathering and being ridden out of town on a rail"

We don't have diamondbacks here, just the Western (Oreganus and Great Basin) and rumors of Timber.

I've always gone by "Ladies first".

Rattlesnakes in my experience aren't terribly aggressive. And until people started killing every one that rattled they warned before striking. Now they're evolving towards not rattling, so you're more likely to get bitten.

I was with you on 1-3 and 5-6.

Nah. We just know that someone landed in Dallas-Ft. Worth

The Waterfront Blues Festival and the Mt. Hood Jazz Festival both allow outside food and drink. They just make sure it doesn't include alcohol

Why? So the Democrats can be pushed even further to the Right?

What do you mean "center left"? She IS the DLC. She pretty much invented the word "Triangulating" which means "Cozy up to the Republican position on everything. Crap on Labor. Sneer at the Left. Hope some of that delicious Corporate money comes your way." By the standards of 20 years ago she's a Conservative…

She's also a career Union-buster from her early days at WalMart to her obscene love for every "Free Trade" deal from NAFTA on

WalMart Union-buster

"No sir, that isn't a raisin cronut"

That's why the egg comes first and the chicken never comes at all

After twenty-plus years of marriage how come my Tootsie Roll hasn't dissolved away to nothing? You know, considering how often it's been used and put into damp places.

She claimed he was an intruder while her dad had a gun pointed at him. She's got a huge dose of responsibility for what happened.

Tempeh is good.

Points to the reporter for staying professional