Every single photo, especially the header, are truly inspired. I have ascended to another realm after that Werner Herzog-induced laughing fit.

Or maybe it was about the people who determined the nominations. Nothing Nicki said was insulting toward Taylor.

I feel like Taylor Swift is now one of the most defensive people on the planet. she insured her legs, got parody videos taken down from youtube, she bought domain names like taylorswift.porn a, removed all her music from spotify and wrote a open letter to apple and is trying to copyright “this sick beat”

have you.....actually listened to any of her songs besides anaconda

I mean... the video of the year nominees are all men, Beyonce and Taylor Swift. It kind clearly was about her?

It’s very reminiscent of when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a couple of TayTay jokes, and she’s all like “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help women” i.e. “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t fawn all over me.” Also, Bad Blood is pretty weak-sauce. You’d think if you really wanted…

Her WHOLE catalog is about women’s fat asses? Really? Anaconda is, but Pill n Potions is not. You shouldn’t make ridiculous generalizations just because you don’t like an artist’s music.

And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

I don’t think she meant to directly jab her, but Taylor Swift is the only slim white woman nominated for video of the year this year, so I’d find that hard not to take personally too.

The fact that you are not gray is annoying, but please stick to the topic. Protip: beauty standards are not part of this conversation.

Are we all the way sure that her tweet was a “jab” at Swift? Because it could have been a jab in the general direction of the industry as last year’s VMA video of the year winner was a slim white body swinging on a wrecking ball. IJS

Look at the white woman making it about her.... So adorable.

Black Twitter is absolutely DRAGGING TayTay and it is probably the greatest thing ever.

I’m confused at why people think that by posting it, I was implying we should all have sympathy for them. It’s a weird, crazy, nonsensical story that I found interesting to read; that’s the entire judgment I would attach to it.

I got no sympathy for the last story. It’s not even WTF worthy. Walk your lazy ass to the restaurant, three blocks is not a fucking Arctic expedition.

These really are all WTF territory, but that last one brought me joy. I’m still trying to figure out how the food blew out the door and they just decided oh well they’re not getting food...

(Editor’s Note: Bob must not have been doing the job for very long if he was mortified by that question, because servers and cooks say WAYYYYYYYY more fucked-up shit to each other pretty much every day)

The movie theater story reminded me of one of my own. One time getting popcorn at a local multiplex, the (obviously new) teenage girl behind the counter asked me “Would you like a golden shower with that?” causing me to pause significantly before confirming that I would like some butter-like topping. While she was…

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.