DanCopeland
DanCopeland
DanCopeland

All I hear is an angry man yelling a whole lot because the buffet line has brussel sprouts and he HATE brussel sprouts and how dare they offer brussel sprouts when he hates them so much that he doesn’t want his adult daughters to go anywhere near those brussel sprouts.

It’s bullshit. If Jehovah’s Witnesses can’t lobby for health insurance to not cover blood transfusions because that’s an infringement of their religious freedom, this dude can’t argue that coverage of BC infringes on his religious freedom. It’s also against a lot of religions to blaspheme, does that mean the freedom

Brace yourself, this story gets even more disgusting. Two of his daughters were 18 and 19 years old when he started this in 2013. That adds an entirely new layer of awfulness to this.

How old are his daughters, btw? Just wondering which one will be blessing him with a grandchild while still in high school first.

You either pay into a system that provides all recipients with basic, fundamental care even if a man in a funny hat doesn't like it, or you go without insurance. Period. Those are the options, dickbag. And your daughters are going to use contraception anyway. Almost all Catholic women do in their lifetimes. You

Why are the people most determined to reproduce always the last people who should be reproducing?

Every single photo, especially the header, are truly inspired. I have ascended to another realm after that Werner Herzog-induced laughing fit.

Or maybe it was about the people who determined the nominations. Nothing Nicki said was insulting toward Taylor.

I feel like Taylor Swift is now one of the most defensive people on the planet. she insured her legs, got parody videos taken down from youtube, she bought domain names like taylorswift.porn a, removed all her music from spotify and wrote a open letter to apple and is trying to copyright “this sick beat”

have you.....actually listened to any of her songs besides anaconda

I mean... the video of the year nominees are all men, Beyonce and Taylor Swift. It kind clearly was about her?

It’s very reminiscent of when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a couple of TayTay jokes, and she’s all like “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help women” i.e. “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t fawn all over me.” Also, Bad Blood is pretty weak-sauce. You’d think if you really wanted

Her WHOLE catalog is about women’s fat asses? Really? Anaconda is, but Pill n Potions is not. You shouldn’t make ridiculous generalizations just because you don’t like an artist’s music.

And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

I don’t think she meant to directly jab her, but Taylor Swift is the only slim white woman nominated for video of the year this year, so I’d find that hard not to take personally too.

The fact that you are not gray is annoying, but please stick to the topic. Protip: beauty standards are not part of this conversation.

Are we all the way sure that her tweet was a “jab” at Swift? Because it could have been a jab in the general direction of the industry as last year’s VMA video of the year winner was a slim white body swinging on a wrecking ball. IJS

Look at the white woman making it about her.... So adorable.

Black Twitter is absolutely DRAGGING TayTay and it is probably the greatest thing ever.