DanCopeland
DanCopeland
DanCopeland

Jonathan Jacques-Belletête has a beautiful head. It’s right there in his name.

sure np

I’m confused at why people think that by posting it, I was implying we should all have sympathy for them. It’s a weird, crazy, nonsensical story that I found interesting to read; that’s the entire judgment I would attach to it.

I got no sympathy for the last story. It’s not even WTF worthy. Walk your lazy ass to the restaurant, three blocks is not a fucking Arctic expedition.

These really are all WTF territory, but that last one brought me joy. I’m still trying to figure out how the food blew out the door and they just decided oh well they’re not getting food...

(Editor’s Note: Bob must not have been doing the job for very long if he was mortified by that question, because servers and cooks say WAYYYYYYYY more fucked-up shit to each other pretty much every day)

The movie theater story reminded me of one of my own. One time getting popcorn at a local multiplex, the (obviously new) teenage girl behind the counter asked me “Would you like a golden shower with that?” causing me to pause significantly before confirming that I would like some butter-like topping. While she was

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.

Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

Activity engaged in for pleasure or amusement is literally the definition of the word game in English, the language of the cartoon, your response, and my reply. So yes, it is ABOUT FUCKING FUN, which you just sucked out of the room.

Dude, it’s a memorial letter for a beloved game developer. Pick your damn battles.

I could’ve sworn there was already a Warcraft movie. In fact, I seem to recall it was a Starcraft/Warcraft crossover movie, where the Terrans invade Azeroth and set fire to Teldrassil. Surprisingly, Night Elf Hunters and Rogues are able to beat Valkyries and Goliaths.

According to a new report from Huffington Post, the nonprofit who released the video may have “deceived” the IRS about its mission.

shooocked

Not lying is a Commandment. Incredible how they claim to do these things in the name of God and yet fail to uphold the very basic principles of which Christianity was founded on. Frauds, liars, charlatans and grifters.

smart, talented, and a badass bitch.

I’ll be impressed when I can play Arkham Knight inside Doom...or on PC

Yo dawg I heard you like playing DOOM, so we put a DOOM in your DOOM so you can play while you play