Enchantment?

Wait, if it’s going to show the personal lives of the Full House cast, who plays Alanis Morissette?

What do you know? A literal torching of his job prospects.

This is a photo from outside the Traverse City KFC in question. I am not kidding.

THANK YOU. That guy is so far from Communist it makes my head spin. Not to mention, these people drive on socialized roads and have socialized police and fire fighters, but vaguely socialized healthcare is a bridge too far?!

It's amazing how many stories start at fast food chains and end up with meth. Maybe I have that backwards...

Because he’s black. And he made healthcare available for poor people.

“I’ve threatened to lynch every sitting American President this decade so, please, stop trying to make this about race.”

“ Im not racist! I threaten to lynch all kinds of people! Asians, Mexicans, Jews, Muslims, non-white atheists, Catholics, Gays, Lesbians, those Transylvanias what dress like women, and sometimes regular women if they don’t appreciate me for my winnin’ personality. See?! All kinds of people!”

Why do people think Obama is the leftiest left to ever be left? I really don’t understand.

“I don’t even see color. I just love the song strange fruit for all the wrong reasons! I like aesthetic of racially motivated old timey murders!”

“I am an equal-opportunity lyncher.”

“Racist? Whaaaaat? No. You don’t understand. I threaten to lynch all kinds of people!”

The only thing this man hates more than our president is punctuation. And yet he spelled everything correctly? A rare bigot, this one.

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

Without coming across as super creepy, but I love you.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

I’m trying to not think of how gross I find this family and all their bullshit, so I’ve instead decided to focus on who’s hair is worse - Dim Bulb or Michelle-Shocked

Hellboy 3 confirmed? Yes? Yes...sniff...*cries*