Mallory Ortberg is the shit. If she thinks dude should be gone, I’m glad dude is gone. End of story.

Very funny, I see what you did there...

They forgot “After Saiyan/Frieza Saga”:

No Great Saiyaman?

Goddammit. This one got me.

It’s time for these settlements to come out of the cops’ pension funds. Watch how fast the “good cops” police their own.

Don’t resist arrest! If you just let them arrest you for nothing, they won’t have any reason to arrest you for resisting? Wait...what? Arrestception...

Fuck fired, he needs to be charged criminally. This isn’t going stop unless we start charging malicious false arrests as what they are. Dude is a kidnapper.

This week has been full of bullshit from humanity, including have to school a dad in front of his kid (chaperoning a school trip) about why you don’t just randomly yell ‘you’re hot!’ at women in the street. Add in this ass hat and this is essentially where I’m at.

How has he not been fired by now? Or at the very least put on permanent filing duty with mandatory daily counselling sessions. Fucking psycho.

Guys, come on. If you just do what a cop tells you, you’ll be fine!

Wait this sounds exactly like this book by Maria Dahvana Headley: http://www.amazon.com/The-Year-Maria…

Seems it’s a top seller just because of the coverage and controversy leading to the release, as everyone just had to see it for themselves. The game was rather dumb, and as I played it I was like “Why am I doing this again? This is pointless, and does shock for the sake of shock.” I’ve seen more convincing daytime…

It’s not a good game though

I tried it out of curiosity. Extremely boring with hilariously, painfully bad writing. Just cant bare it. This game plays like how I feel watching Transformers 4 - it’s just artless. Devs could’ve easily done something smart with the controversy they built, like a commentary or turn it on it’s head with some clever…

13 hours?! Man, I pity you. Go get a drink or something. You’ve more than earned it.

It’s time to bring up the Chinese restaurant again:

You win the internet today. It is shiny and chrome!