My best friend’s mom needed a kidney and no one we knew was a match. So my friend and I gave genetic information to the Univ of Neb Med Center and they submitted it to the Paired Donation database. Turned out I matched a guy in Iowa (who needed a kidney) and my friend’s mom matched his wife (who was a willing donor).…

Just over here, realizing how I don’t think I could ever be so selfless. O.o

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

Sure, laugh now. We’ll see who’s grinning when Warner’s Nigerian prince wire transfer drops.

Puppies, take heart! We men can still re-conquer that terrifying fraction of a percentage point of the literary award market from the evil, stinky progressives! We must simply redouble our efforts to—... Blah-blah-blah, et cetera, whatever.

Pffft. Books about ladies can’t be harrowing tales of what war does to a man. To his very soul.

Maybe it’s just me but I’ve always found ActionTrip to be kind of weak in the punchlines. Even with scenarios that don’t revolve around two gamers sitting on a couch complaining about plot holes or something.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Because each bottle is 12 years old

Anybody else remember how outspoken this shitbag was about insisting Bill Clinton get impeached for his sexual misconduct? Anybody also remember how homophobic Speaker Hastert was? Anybody further remember how he was a staunch member of the Christian Coalition that crammed “family values” down our throats? Good times.…

This baby looks disturbingly similar to Dick Cheney

So the guy who was speaker during the Clinton impeachment turns out to have his own sexual history that’s much worse than Bill Clinton’s. Not to mention that, since their argument has always been “the impeachment wasn’t about sex - it was about lying” - Hastert also lied to investigators to cover up his past.

Hastert’s grandson looks like a 90 year old man.

Business is a-boomin’ in the field of conservative hypocrisy. These guys don’t just have skeleton’s in their closets, they have entire elephant graveyards.

Freaker of the House.

Wow...the hits keep coming from the party of family values...I just have to laugh or go crazy...or maybe both...

toothbrush holder looks like an anatomical heart

I’ll never get the impulse to insist abuse against women on the Internet doesn’t exist by abusing women on the Internet. Like, how much cognitive dissonance are we talking about here?

Neckbeards gon' neckbeard.