By that logic, I work at Jezebel and you guys owe me like, a lot of fucking money in back pay.

Sidenote, I appreciate how one of the signs in that image appears to say “Marriage = 1 man + man”.

Replies, motherfucker!

Love it!

Some fries mothafucka

Some pies, muthafucka

Some fries mother fucker

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

Seriously, good on him. Side note: the writer in that story pisses me off. Standing by and doing nothing while you watch people get bullied is really shitty. It isn’t that hard to stand up to someone who is being an asshole and it makes all the difference to person who is getting bullied. This guy had some power so he…

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

DAMN IT. I want pizza now and there is none to be had.

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.