Each of those guys is in a position to just write a check for that amount, without embarrassing and drawing attention to themselves.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

Once I waited on Red Skelton and made him a Rob Roy and he drew me a little clown on a bar napkin. George Burns was happy to hear I remembered Gracie Allen. On a plane once, Fabio graciously signed a copy of Cosmo magazine with a special gold pen, (Normally would NOT ask a celebrity for an autograph or photo, but:…

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

I worked in the entertainment industry in the late 90’s. Here’s my rundown.

Ahahaha making a throw away account because my friends definitely know this story. When I was a senior in high school, I was really into the poet Adrienne Rich. Which kind of tells you all you need to know about the type of person I was at that point in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_… for the…

I like you and I bet you are awesome to hang out with.

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

I have worked in “show business” my entire life, so I have plenty of celebrity dick stories, but the biggest dick I ever met was in a purely low-key, private, social context and there was no earthly reason for him to be a dick other than pure cussed meanness.

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…

If it’s any consolation, he hit on my friend in college and I stole his cell-phone number from her. I pretended to be her and led him on every time he was back in Boston, until I finally got him to show up at the Hotel Commonwealth and cut communication entirely. He got angry and vulgar; if Bob Saget thinks you’re a…

Bob Saget did standup at my College in 2008 on the heels of The Aristocrats. When I was standing in line for the bathroom, he cut in front of me, turned around, said, “Sorry, sugartits, gotta make a splash” and slammed the door in my face.

WTF is this? Waiter who wants to be a rapper who stole the Shroud of Turin from Vlad Dracul? WTF is alpha about this omega?

Here’s a fact: forced and affected confidence is the leading cause of vaginal dryness.

Hey now, Vanilla Ice was a crucial part of the seminal action flick Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.

IMO, the problem lies in the law. Used to be, there were only a handful of professions exempt from overtime pay. As the years went on, corporations lobbied for more and more professions to be made exempt, and the government’s been all-to-happy to oblige them. Just because you are salary does not automatically make you…

I would gladly wait 3-6 months longer for a good game made under more humane conditions than get a rushed bug ridden game where everyone worked 80 hours for weeks on end

Then don’t fucking donate. If you’re not willing to assume the risk, you do not invest. This is basic bloody economics 101.

Wow. Fuck who ever did that.