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Rowling is amazing and she suffers no fools. Every so often someone comes across her feed accusing her of some bullshit or raining down some homophobic nonsense and she SHUTS. THEM. DOWN. in the most classy way possible. I love her. I even forgive her for Fred.

Some great Mario Party cosplay.

If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

I wasn’t afraid of spiders before, but now I have figured my SHC. Thanks Fahey for putting that in my head.

This may be the best article I’ve ever read

If the ceiling is in easy reach you've just found a great place to keep your game library.

If by “unprecedented political transformation”, you mean:

Black Widow has been made truly awesome, and her name is Forever Carlyle.

Just look at her taking up ALL THE ROOM with her lady arms!!

Other issues demanding addressing:

but those signs are also part of the campaign. they cover the whole etiquette spectrum

pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.

MEN NEVER CARRY BAGS. GIVE ME A BREAK.

What about fat people who spill over into adjoining seats?

Any other large-breasted women just spend a couple minutes staring at your elbows trying to figure out wtf that guy is going on about?