Putt Putt, in the butt.

In response to his opponent accusing him of being two-faced, Lincoln was quoted as having said, "I leave it to you, my audience: If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?"

Fire requires fuel, heat, and oxygen. Rock liquified by intense heat and pressure within the earth is not burning.

Ursula Vernon @ursulav is also a great Twitter follow if only for the honey badger comics she sometimes posts.

Dear David,

I use Idiocracy for one thing: To spot the morons by seeing who thinks it's coming true.

Yes, I have been informed on multiple occasions that not following the MRA religion means I am a feminazi-brainwashed mangina.

As a man, fuck the MRAs. I don't need angry misogynists speaking for me, I can stand up for my own issues just fine, and if I need help I'm certainly not going to turn to those whose reaction to their own insecurities is to place the blame on women.

Cooking frozen veggies on high heat helps avoid excess moisture that would otherwise make them soggy.

"I cannot imagine being that dense!"

SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Also, stage blood looks less fake when you only have to make it dark.

While it may not be toxic in moderate amounts, how about a look at how the body processes it relative to how the body processes sugar, since it is being used as a sugar replacement? After all, we're not simply consuming aspartame independent of anything else, the way someone might drink a beer and not eat or drink…

My brother and I went to SF a few years ago to help distribute meals on Thanksgiving. After the meals were done we decided to stay in the city for the afternoon, since it was the first year that much of our family was having their meals in completely different cities and we didn't feel like figuring out who we were…

I'd argue that for almost as long as there's been news to share, there's been some version of clickbait. The first oral historians would, after all, have needed to spice up their stories to attract listeners.

You Won't Believe The Clickbait In This Clickbait Article On Clickbait!

"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, LARRY!"

"What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?"

If your religion is Truth, then nothing else you are taught should be able to take away from that, right? If there's absolute infallibility to the Bible, being taught evolution should simply expose them to another way of thinking, right. It's almost like parents are worried that being exposed to anything else might…

If you've explored any of the Expanded Universe, there's discussion of Tatooine previously being a lush world. More specifically, the Rakatan race from KOTOR had seeded or enslaved the populaces of various planets, and when the natives of Tatooine pushed back they glassed the planet. The Sand People and the Jawas are…