I kind of did once and thought they messed up the order. 

Ok fine but can we kill the stupid ad campaign for this nonsense already?

The Double decker was always one of my go to’s. May it rest in peace.

Trying to find the right doggo costume is very stressful. Trying to get him to sit still for one pose for a goddamn picture, however, is much, much worse.

Trying to find the right doggo costume is very stressful. Trying to get him to sit still for one pose for a goddamn…

Venus rarely says no. Many things are negotiable, sugar.

This must be for their Liberty University application. 

He looks like the kind of guy with a Grindr profile but it’s a bad bathroom mirror smudged with toothpaste pic and his face scratched out on it with marker because he had to print it out first on his bubble jet since Photoshop is of the Devil...

But how did her dad feel about vaccines?  I’m sure she’d love to share that with America.  

it wouldn’t be a sacrifice.

I’m from Uniontown, PA so I understand this completely. When I left to go to school in Boston, I was ridiculed for ordering a hoagie at a sub shop but practically laughed out of a restaurant for asking it the steak salad came with fries on it. Ordering a side of fries and then putting them on the salad myself brought…

He’s your typical christian.  Put enough stupid people together in a room and they’ll buy him a private jet. 

Yes!  Aldi’s is the only place I buy KerryGold products because every other place feels like they’re ripping me off in comparison.

Interesting side note:  Slidell, LA is one of the precincts followed on LivePD.  Guess they were a little less Live that night...

I loved her in that Geico commercial with the pie....

White Potato problems.

Any mustard NOT in a damn squeeze bottle you need to shake down for five minutes or invert for 15 before trying to use then just saying f*ck it and throwing it with 20% of the product into the trash...

Any mustard NOT in a damn squeeze bottle you need to shake down for five minutes or invert for 15 before trying to…

The reason I like Kameron is the reason I like Chad Michaels. She. Puts. In. The. Work. She’s prepared and rehearsed and a PROFESSIONAL. Is she going to win? Probably not but she’ll put in one hell of a lip sync performance before she goes.

There wasn’t even cream inside that maple bar. I sense a disqualification.

They share the same adam’s apple.

Not since Armageddon. Now he’s like the singer of a cover band in a dark bar you’d consider one nighting with because you’re drunk, stupid, and in dim lighting he looks a little like an ex you dated in high school.