This made me want a Honda Ridgeline. 

I don’t know what voodoo our local BK does with their chicken wraps but they taste distinctly of Thanksgiving to me.  I really thought they were breading their chicken in StoveTop.  

I’ll be sad to see the Aldi’s plastic bags go completely. We’ve kept a collection of about 10 of them we’ve reused dozens of times for Aldi’s trips and they’re damn near invulnerable. If I ever see a mushroom cloud, I’m going to jump into an Aldi’s bag.

When I’m low carbing it....which is often because my pancreas gave up eons ago...Marco’s has a crustless pizza option that’s basically a bunch of toppings in a bowl.  It scratches the pizza itch when Im trying to impress my endocrinologist.  

While I’ve always enjoyed BB, it all clicked for me once I realized the whole thing is Louise’s Super Villain origin story and it’s all going to fall on Gene to one day stop her. 

Im an Ohio voter. To vote, I have to go into a Catholic School/Church, past the pictures of the Saints, Popes, and whoever else they want to throw in my face before I can get to the voting machine.  It pisses me off every single time. 

I’ve never seen the Banana Bread flavor but color me intrigued.  

I grew up on Sheetz and was happy AF when they finally arrived in Columbus, OH the last few years.  It was destination eating when I was coming home from the bars at 2am.  The stores in SW PA always had the best pepperoni rolls.  Soft and pillowy and just greasy enough to have a bite to it.  Sadly, those are all but…

I had the Cookies and Cream pie in Columbus this week.  The chocolate crust was kind of a novelty but I don’t think I’d order it again.  It was like the rest of the baked pies.....alright.  Nothing great. 

Patrick Stewart in Jeffrey changed my life for the better.  

When the Arrowverse was good, it was amazing.  When it was bad, it was a dumpster fire of low budget sadness.  I remember goosebumps when Caity Lotz showed up the first time in Arrow, saved his ass, and broke every window in the police station then started working out of a BoP inspired clock tower.  You could tell…

Just when I thought I couldn’t love him more, he name dropped Jeni’s and my heart exploded into rainbow glitter and puppies. 

Milo did an episode of Ride with Norman Reedus.  They cruised through....Japan I think...and halfway through the show someone met him and yelled “Peter Petrelli” and he just smiled and said yes.  That seemed like a pretty class act to me.  No ego.  No correction.  Just appreciation that the guy was a fan. 

A few weeks ago I came across your original “Fry an egg on some cheese” article and now I’m an addict. It’s good alone or I toast some Aunt Millie’s low carb bread and eat it like a sandwich. 

This sounds like it could potentially go lower carb with the right sweetener. (Yeah I’m that guy right now. Thanks lazy free loading pancreas.) Something powdered like Swerve could work.

We’ve learned the hard way to read labels on every damn thing we bring into the house. It doesn’t have to be sugar free to have xylitol in it and I really have no idea how that shit is still legal. Hell, I dropped a D3 supplement on the floor one time and spent 30 minutes on the phone with poison control because the…

Sir, this is a Wendys.

The lunch buffet used to be so damn good.  Even when the quality went downhill you could justify it because of the deal. 

My mother is addicted to Ollie’s.  She loves a bargain.  Whenever I can get back home to visit we usually end up there and it’s become a tradition that I buy a years worth of toothpaste at a time.  The last time we ran out the husband asked, “Isn’t it about time you go home and see your mom?”

This level of trash belongs on TLC.  It should be their new flagship.