No. No F*cking way TLC. No. This is the candy used to lure kids into the windowless van that is your network. I can smell the tear stained memory foam mattress from here.

I love Match Game way too much but I’d love it even more if they could eliminate the constestant part of the equation and just have Baldwin riffing off the network D-listers.

Hawaii had some of the most bitter, homophobic opposition to Marriage Equality in the country and this Republican ran the party. She doesn’t want to be a Democrat. She just wants to keep a cushy job in politics.

All the likes. All the stars. You are the wind beneath my wings.

Crock Pot. I like being able to turn it on and off from work if I want to do a cook time less than the 8 hour timer.

Crock Pot. I like being able to turn it on and off from work if I want to do a cook time less than the 8 hour…

I’ve had one of these unlimited plans for years and JUST cancelled it a few weeks ago to switch over to Google’s Project Fi. I had to call ATT for my last bill and they charged me for a full month instead of a pro rated amount for the last few weeks. I argued for a while and then just took comfort in the fact that…

I wanted one of these for a long time but I’m glad I held off. Now I just use the Hue hub and bulbs I bought to work with my Echo Dot to slowly raise the house lights in the morning.

I wanted one of these for a long time but I’m glad I held off. Now I just use the Hue hub and bulbs I bought to…

As much as I’ve loved her over the years, a significant part of my soul still burns in anger that she was married to Dennis Quaid for so long and I wasnt. *smolder smolder burn smolder*

That looks like Adore Delano in the center of that 5th Harmony picture.

Is she? Are we sure about that? Have you talked to anyone directly who has checked?

Yep. This commerical is a pain in the ass.

Alaska won Rupaul’s Best Friend Race. Katya was the winner of All Stars 2.

Is the James Marsden-bot done now? He was in the discard pile at the end which would be unfortunate if he were to go before we get some quality Cyclops type nudity and such.

How about some Thanksgiving dinner sides? Dressing in one bag. Yams in another. Maybe some Brussel sprouts you could brown under a broiler later?

Yep. That’s quintessential Pittsburgh.

The Lighthouse glow of Lance’s and Robert’s bleached to fuck and back teeth fascinated me enough in the opening scene to earn it a few moments of my time but when they reached the “height” conversation I knew this kiddie pool was never going to get deeper than a few inches. Everytime the lead referred to himself as…

Nepotism Lad!

Exactly this.

“especially since what he experiences at Murder Daddy’s hands is a series of little deaths”

A standard retard, Ann? You mean like a Palin baby?