he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

Eh, I've not tipped before. I'm sorry I don't feel tipping is mandatory, you are in the service industry, if you give bad service I give a bad tip.

I never comment, but had to share this story.

Say what you will about Keith Olbermann, few deliver eulogies quite like him.

Fuck, man.

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

Time is a flat circle, Tim.

Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.

Girl in the Vine...front row seats, staring at the jumbo-tron. :/

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.

*creates Senile Jerruh as a running back in Madden

I literally spent several minutes wondering if Senile Jerruh was a DT prospect from Nigeria that I hadn't heard of.

Not a Cowboys fan but I don't how Matt Stafford can make such erratic throws and never get blamed for the Lions woes. Meanwhile Romo has Senile Jerruh, a puppet as head coach, his best weapon makes Brandon Marshall look emotionally stable, and a defense that would give up 40 points to some of the top high school…

Well, you can hit him. You just can't hit him high with your own helmet.

He thought he hit a $20,000 shot, turns out it may have been a free throw.

The most amazing thing by far happens at :54, when you realize that Jermaine O'Neal is still in the league.