I did not make this

[quietly closes browser window and goes about his day, never mentioning the tweet again]

I Can't Remember the Titans

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

you try WAY too hard on every single post.

By far the best rhubarb-picking video I've seen today

If you guys are into helmets with soulless Patriots, check this one out. It's killer.

Are little black dresses new gamecock apparel? $10 says she leaves the game early to blow a guy in his Focus.

It's OK, I'm good

"Yes"

This is bad. Solo shots are what got A-Rod in trouble in the first place.

Here's an eerily similar play from the Big Fenway Park:

That's great for West Chicago. But over on the South side, 147 shots in 5 minutes is actually pretty standard.

I never used the n-word, before. Except, for this one time that was caught on camera.