a dumb game where men swing sticks at balls

House GOP: [elects Matt Williams Speaker]

Three of the four faces on Mount Rushmore should be @fart’s face.

As a 49ers fan, I’d rather they just ban 49ers games.

What’s the difference between rugby and football?

You actually completely misquoted your own quote. Yes, being in the top 30% is “one of the better” as quoted, as opposed to your “one of the best” statement that came “out of left field.”

Jed York is to the 49ers as Richard Pryor is to Brewster’s Millions.

Because we are going to be recieving a shitload of kick-offs this year...

I watched my drunk father fall over a fence while cursing at an umpire at my older brother’s little league game. Once over, he decided to attempt to stand and once he got that done, he approached the umpire where he was greeted with all the umpires who escorted him to the closest dugout and sent that team into the…

Would you like to know more about how the Ford Transit is beating up the competition?

Blood Jort

There isn’t a “list.” And no, getting the flag removed isn’t enough all on its own. It is, however, a thing we can do right now, and which we should have done generations ago. It’s one thing for a person to wear the image of the confederate flag by their own choosing. That right is never going to go away, and…

Update (10:08 p.m.): ESPN’s Doris Burke says Curry has a bruised head and is questionable to return.

Really commiting to the flop now.

Only if he’s 5’3”

As a big Dubs fan, comments like this terrify me.

You will. It’ll be a special exhibition series of LeBron and JR Smith against the entire Warriors team with Dellavedova appearing out of nowhere to whack at the knees of as many Warriors players as possible.

“Monty! You [Terrible Cunt]!”

I would have used Art Bell to make a Coast to Coast reference, which is probably why I'm single.