a dumb game where men swing sticks at balls

House GOP: [elects Matt Williams Speaker]

Three of the four faces on Mount Rushmore should be @fart’s face.

As a 49ers fan, I’d rather they just ban 49ers games.

What’s the difference between rugby and football?

You actually completely misquoted your own quote. Yes, being in the top 30% is “one of the better” as quoted, as opposed to your “one of the best” statement that came “out of left field.”

Jed York is to the 49ers as Richard Pryor is to Brewster’s Millions.

Because we are going to be recieving a shitload of kick-offs this year...

Fixed him for you

I don’t know. The guy could probably do some real damage just taking those purple jorts off.

I definitely see them sticking to their comic oriented sides, actually. Stark has increasingly grown obsessed with protecting everything around him (putting a suit of armor around the world), and Rogers showed in Winter Soldier that he will fight against something he sees as a violation of the rights of the individual.

I watched my drunk father fall over a fence while cursing at an umpire at my older brother’s little league game. Once over, he decided to attempt to stand and once he got that done, he approached the umpire where he was greeted with all the umpires who escorted him to the closest dugout and sent that team into the…

Would you like to know more about how the Ford Transit is beating up the competition?

Blood Jort

No, but Robocop certainly is!

The Man in the High Forecastle?

“We can’t stop here. This is worm country!”

Fear And Loathing In Arrakis:

I’d like to see a Philip K. Dick version of Moby Dick. I could see Ahab as a drunk and stoner in the corner bowels of the ship.