Readers preferring the story that breaks first in no way necessitates retroactively changing analysis to look right. Not in any way, at all. The writer has the obligation to ensure that they've done their work before publishing, and even then it's completely unwarranted and unjustified to go back and change that,…

Isn't he one of those right-wingy family values guys? I swear I remember reading something to that effect about him during the last election.

I am regularly left slack-jawed and drooling. But my parents were first cousins and we live in Klantucky

This is absolutely not correct in any way. While I can't speak for Silicon Valley as a whole for the purposes of a short deadspin comment, San Francisco's population grows by several hundred thousand people during the day while, in contrast, San Jose is the only city of more than 500,000 people in the US (aside from…

Maybe they should redesign the logo to break the schneid. Worked for the Ducks.

Ask them? Or who cares? Or fuck you?

Are they older? It's different now. I'm 24 and for me it's rare to find a friend who's a women who changes her last name after getting married. Why should they? Would you want to change your last name? I've already told my girlfriend that if we get married she's not taking my name and she responded with "Well of…

He looks like how I imagine Raysism looks.

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that Joe Pesci is trying to kill.

I don't believe Stewart tried to kill the guy, but famous people do impulsive and self-destructive thingsall the time, so I don't think saying he didn't want to ruin his life is a convincing defense.

He also appears to be a dog guy.

if you're thinking that, you're a stupid douchebag

They met in high school, but don't let facts get in the way of your misogyny.

GOODELL: "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

Ok, let's start taking odds on the results of this:

Goodell: As I've maintained all along, no one from the National Forensics League saw this video until this week.

Today we spell vindication: S-C-H-E-F-T-E-R

BREAKING: Out in hives: Roger Goodell