Kremlin Don needs to do the right thing - end his campaign, hand himself over to the authorities and let the legal system decide what penalty he should receive for treason.

Early each day to the steps of Trump Towers

The Escorts ... reflecting the big first line escorting the ace scorer to the net on the power play

‘And there’s no reason to be jealous and hate on people who were born bigger and stronger than you.’

Why am I now weirdly inspired to reduce my entire wardrobe to a barely functional black loincloth and tube socks while relying on the competence of the plumbers servicing Tel Aviv’s most trash-talk-appreciative outdoor public recreational facilities featuring half-court basketball installations for the availability…

That's insanely fucked up - these are real human beings not mannequins in a department store display

I garden year round and supplement between 30 and 50 percent of my family’s food intake with my farming. If you don't also do this, you are a frivolous wastrel who doesn't deserve to eat at all, you contemptuous, navel-gazing brake pad Nazi

Also, be sure to do a ton of blow between drinks but save a bump for a mid-morning ‘pick-me-up’ which you actually snarfle up at 4am to jumpstart a solo lightning-round ideation on aloneness

I hate the new rules, because I hate new things.

But what other franchise can offer you the opportunity of being the footnote who delivered the assist for an aging ball hog’s milestone bucket, on the off-chance that he doesn’t deliberately hero-ball it into the hoop out of petulance?

In hindsight, Disneyworld for a honeymoon sounds way more fun than Napa ... I’ll take roller coasters and beer over mud baths and wine any day

I really like Tesla and loved the Model S when I had a chance to drive one, but man, you are really overselling this stuff, K5ING. Look, you don't have to be an Occupy protester to conclude that a $65-$85K luxury sedan that requires you to have off-street parking to get its full value ... probably doesn't "work" for…

'Sure, but so is making coffee taste good and you won't see me ditching on that when the going gets tough.'

Rumi Craggs would refuse to eat shit on principle, even if it was served in a time machine going back to 1676 to kill Hitler. Blah blah blah the butterfly effect he would chirp while turning down some perfectly good in-flight shit served on a tiny tray.

these cunts have some nerve after letting Ariel Castro's victims twist in the wind for 15+ years ...

David AARPsma

He's right though - it is pretty pathetic to stick around in a relationship where the power balance is so skewed that the other party can hand out punishments arbitrarily and with no detailed explanation, playing on fears that there's nothing much better available going towards that compulsion to chase a dollar ... On…

Goodell: Well, of course we didn't watch THAT copy of the video ... duh, portrait mode? Who does that?

NFL press conference

Is this real? A Minnesotan and a Wisconsinite (Wisconsinian?) battling over whose state has the most cultural and economic relevance ... and your guys' trump card is, 'we have more lakes!' ... ?!? Like, the freezing gray bleakness of OUR desolation is occasionally offset by puddles more than yours! We're like fucking…