I am regularly left slack-jawed and drooling. But my parents were first cousins and we live in Klantucky

Man, it would take me seven hours just to peel the stickers off that thing and stick them back on.

Do I have the patience for this? I'll give you a hint - I jumped to the middle and then the end of the 6-minute version...

This is absolutely not correct in any way. While I can't speak for Silicon Valley as a whole for the purposes of a short deadspin comment, San Francisco's population grows by several hundred thousand people during the day while, in contrast, San Jose is the only city of more than 500,000 people in the US (aside from…

Maybe they should redesign the logo to break the schneid. Worked for the Ducks.

that was not a good joke, and I LOVED it

You know Lego gets a lot of heat for not having many female characters, but at least with Lord of the Rings they have one, Lego-lass.

I wish I had a good answer for that, but I don't. Lesson learned, I guess?

These are unfortunately the kind of decisions that get made when an information theorist tries to make a visualization :/. Sorry for the eyestrain guys.

No I didn't read the story. I used it as a springboard to advance a covert anti-Male agenda. The original article is correct as written: India is bad and should feel bad about reaching Mars without authorization from Major League Baseball.

Ask them? Or who cares? Or fuck you?

Are they older? It's different now. I'm 24 and for me it's rare to find a friend who's a women who changes her last name after getting married. Why should they? Would you want to change your last name? I've already told my girlfriend that if we get married she's not taking my name and she responded with "Well of…

He looks like how I imagine Raysism looks.

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that Joe Pesci is trying to kill.

I don't believe Stewart tried to kill the guy, but famous people do impulsive and self-destructive thingsall the time, so I don't think saying he didn't want to ruin his life is a convincing defense.

So is a tornado in a trailer park.

He certainly is really good at improvisational comedy:

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will be delicious

I'm reasonably certain you could get Liam Neeson to thoughtfully entertain the notion of playing a talking creampuff. He's never exactly struck me as being super-picky about his roles.