He also appears to be a dog guy.

if you're thinking that, you're a stupid douchebag

They met in high school, but don't let facts get in the way of your misogyny.

GOODELL: "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

Ok, let's start taking odds on the results of this:

Goodell: As I've maintained all along, no one from the National Forensics League saw this video until this week.

Today we spell vindication: S-C-H-E-F-T-E-R

BREAKING: Out in hives: Roger Goodell

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

I've been saying it. Publicly. On the street. Most people just shook their heads and walked away. One guy nodded. He gets it.

If he's just another player to you, then why are you even reading this story or commenting? Are you just here to be a scold and tell us that you're so much more evolved than the rest of us?

Lots of people care, because they think it's important for gay people to be able to live as freely and openly as they'd like, and know that Sam making a roster would be a powerful example of how it's possible to do so. It would be good for an openly gay man to play in the NFL because it would show that a gay man can…

Nope. No other stories about cut players... Only Michael Sam got a story.

LOL The ol' reverse psychology bit. A racism classic!

I know! Famous rookies NEVER get attention. They don't star in Snickers commercials (Manziel), snort coke on Instagram (Manziel), engage in public drunkenness (Manziel), obsess over "their brand" (RGIII), drag the Kardashian freak show with them (Reggie Bush), have pimp and crack dealers as parents (Bryant), legions…

With any luck, now he can become the first openly gay player in the CFL. I'd love to see the Stamps sign him, but honestly Ottawa and Toronto could both use him more. They're pretty thin at that position compared to Calgary, so he'd have a better chance to play with those teams.

"This is why Michael Sam is a distraction."

Yes, well, that's fine, but he's not just another player. He's different from other players, because he's attempting to become the first openly gay player in the league.

Fuck you.