C'mon man - take it up a notch! Not liking Book 3 means you're no better than a Nazi thug, probably even approaching full-blown Hitler territory!

Also, I was on 880 north several hours earlier, kids in tow, and there but for the grace of God go I or my progeny or both in a tragic, unwarranted clusterfuck of a tragedy instead of a pro athlete and his innocent, unnamed victim. Also, my real name is Sheryl Sandberg.

One Billion Jazz Hands, meanwhile, is devoted to creating a visual history of every high school production of 'A Chorus Line' ever staged in the Tri-State area.

Later, Councilwoman Fossey would recount the brief, violent encounter with the silverback she'd named "Rob" as one of the most harrowing experiences in her career as a naturalist, spent mainly among the lowland primates of Toronto's city council chambers. Normally a slow-moving, sedate presence in his natural element…

I think he may have mistaken that lady for Dian Fossey.

Wasn't that Whitner, er, 'Hitner'?

Don't bother with brewing another cup - maybe you can get a whole REM cycle going during Packers-Giants

Right but if the Giants win, it adds to the NFC East win total, hence the relevance to his point.

Most under appreciated member of the Dodgers' long-running 70s-era infield?

I dunno, not seeing it. But if MD is right and this rumor proves true, here's your odds-on favorite for 2014's Sexiest Man Live:

Can I ask a serious question? Why the fuck do we care about this? And I say this not as that frequent Gawker network troll who wonders why a gossip site and its satellites talk a lot about gossipy shit like "Adam Levine - Hot or Not? We Most Emphatically Say Not! ", instead of only ever posting about health care and…

You know, I have to admit that I've suffered through at least 20 minutes of a late-night 'Adam Levine for ProActive' infomercial because I mistakenly thought, 'Ha ha, how the fuck are they going to roll that hilarious Workaholics dbag into the most successful current update on the Amway scam?' I think that happened…

What's the difference between Adam Devine and Adam Levine? I'll tell you on the DL

How great is it that Adam Devine's whole comic schtick is to be as socially and sexually repellant as humanely possible ... and HE'S STILL MORE APPEALING than Adam Levine?!?

Batkid's greatest accomplishment was uniting San Francisco-based Valleywag readers and SF startup bros in a mutual sense of civic pride ... if only for one day.

1. David Eckstein

He is really not going to like the color of the slip about to be handed to him.

Cleeland is a pussy. I'm not saying my eyeball would have grown a fist and punched that bag of spare change in the jaw but it would have gone down fighting and at least taken out some of the pennies and nickels with it

The Jonathon Martin situation shows us that it's bad to have Incognito as an enemy, but I can't help but wonder if it would be worse to have him like you and then he just pets you to death like Lenny from Of Mice and Men

Also, forced to name raging bloat-beast in bar the 'best man' at your wedding to avoid roid rage beatdown = worst wedding ever, just saying