Richie Incognito Tells A Joke!

That Nick Mangold is really out of control!!Q!

Richie Inconito tells a joke: speaking of the Holocaust, my great grandfather died in a concentration camp ... (pause) ... he fell of a watch tower ... what? He was a 'guard' ... get it? What? What'd you think I meant? What?

Here's a good article from the author of this very piece which shows that bottom-of-the-shelf vodkas are not created equal:

I actually ask for the well vodka for v-and-t's at my local bars, where that means Royal Gate and sometimes New Amsterdam, most of the time. RG gets some pretty negative reviews out there while the take on NAV is pretty mixed - I happen to not give a shit about what kind of vodka is being masked by tonic in my drink,…

6,591. An apple hiding razor blades

"We're inclined to let Bostonians savor this one. Their dues have been paid in full."
Does Jill from Tarzana in the pink Sawx hat get credit for the suffering as well?

Meh, they have a winter's full of slipping on black ice and Brady's Mickey Mouse hand to look forward to - give 'em this one

"The lesson, as always: God hates Cleveland."

As much as I hate to go Gregggg ... the football gods were ENRAGED by this

Yep, this is why as a die-hard Niners fan, I loved T.O. ... oh wait, I didn't love T.O, I hated him ... what were we talking about again?

I know, right? Clunky sensor arrays patrolling the cosmos are WAY less sexy than Barbarella

A ton of sci-fi had us colonizing the Solar System by the second half/final quarter of the 20th century - seems to me they failed to appreciate the economic inefficiencies involved or the wisdom of using computers and robots to do it, rather than fragile humans - something which is starting to happen now w/r/t…

1. Boogie Nights, 2. Hellraiser ... Wait, Wes-what-Anderson-who-now?

"Akron's Screwed!" - notation in Delonte West's running diary of sexual conquests in various shitty American towns

Lincecum generated a lot of velocity by employing mechanics that required the flexibility of a 14-year-old gymnast, which, remarkably, he had. Then he got old and now Papa Bela won't return his calls.

Is having ankles made out of Smucker's Magic Shell a 'limited natural ability'? If so, I nominate Stephen Curry for this prize.

Is having ankles made out of Smucker's Magic Shell a 'limited natural ability'? If so, I nominate Stephen Curry for this prize.

"P.S. I feel so strongly about addressing the assholishness of your parking that I am sacrificing my 3-year-old's latest art project to the cause."

WW thought balloon: The plane for Denver leaves in five hours... is that enough time for a rub and tug? Do I want a rub and tug in, where the fuck are we ... Indy? Did that guy just score? Are we going to OT? How much time does that potentially add before the plane leaves? Can I even find a decent soapy with a happy…