Frida Shallow

The value of the fraternity system is still kind of hazy to me

Rules to being a man? Rules to being a woman? Clearly the Gender Construct Removal Fairy hasn't visited your house in the dead of night, you poor unenlightened soul

Some call this frat bro a Hamms-fisted, Lowenbrau entertainer, but to me he belongs on the Mt. Olympia of motivators as a Sterling example of those Simpler Times when you could say, "Hey Bud Light Lime scented candles and gather round as I tell you that on Game Day Ice Ale with you, my brothers, come Rainier or…

Stupid Marinites are stupid, agreed. Still, fuck the Clink - Seahawks fans live in a wind tunnel and think they fart tornadoes

The difference between this guy and folks who actually get laid - we don't concoct elaborate lies about our dick size ... or tell the truth about getting shitfaced on fucking Zimas in an Albertson's parking lot

Aaron Neville, Dr. John AND Aretha? Hell of a halftime show but what's your point?

Yeah and seattle's never had questionable calls go their way (eye roll)

You're winning - quit your cryin'

In addition to nixing Kubert's cover art, the Ali camp also balked at the DC creative team's fanciful ideas for embellishing the boxer's "kryptonite" beyond the less-than-prosaic "getting punched repeatedly in the head".

Hardly surprising that Harbaugh favors coming with knuckles, though, given his zeal for sticking them in assholes

NFL now says Staley shouldn't have even been flagged, so a wrong call by the refs on the field was actually the right result in this case (actually the Niners should have been given a first down and half the distance to the goal, but whatevs)

I feel like your sister got in a funny line about Harbaugh but the rest of the dialogue is a bit blurry

Guy commenting on the ESPN (Associated Press) story on this said he saw it happen:

The other thing going on here — and it's not Matthews' fault or an intentional result on his part, though the idea that this wasn't a late hit is ludicrous — is that Kaepernick gets his foot tangled up in the yard marker as a direct result of Matthews wrapping him at the neck and shoulders ... this could have resulted…

And by the way, your gormless lionizing of Michigan and its athletic programs is precisely the kind of dipshittery that gives the Powers-that-Be at such institutions the leeway to circle the wagons and abandon their moral obligations in the face of 'threats' like allegations of a sexual assault by a star player

Yes, what was the name of Penn State's coach again? Older gentleman, bespectacled, toiled in obscurity for decades with little to no attention from the sports media, may have passed recently?

Vogue: Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too 'Hoesstztsessessess' Providing 'Seks' to 'Phute Bawl RykeKrootz'

Guy in the white T, center - holdover from when OK State recruited Kluwe, Jason Collins and Mike Piazza back in the day?

Miami, while almost perfectly average in terms of road game price bumps, has far and away the best hometown bump prices in all of football