I kept my first with me, but I learned my lesson and baby #2 was sent to the nursery at night and wheeled in to nurse. Having a baby is brutal and exhausting and babies aren’t exactly known to have sympathy for your post-partum recovery. Mamas, get your snooze on.

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care. If they don’t care when he insults a disabled person, and veterans and their families, and he stiffs small business owners, they are not going to care — may even praise his accounting acumen —…

After the bullshit her family went through over the past eight years, you think she wants anywhere near the White House ever again? Ha! (at least President Obama’s skyrocketing approval numbers are a nice farewell gift and the very least this country can do for them.)

So let’s ruminate over the fact that, if we had just gotten our shit together, if the country was even marginally less racist and sexist and if the climate of American politics was even slightly less idiotic, we might have gotten a President Michelle Obama.

Whatever you do don’t take Niaspan! I couldn’t imagine having both going on at the same time.  

Can confirm. The first time it happened, I thought I was dying. It’s called a niacin flush.

Have any of you ladies ever taken Niaspan or high doses of niacin (which is essentially the same thing but I think the Niaspan is also time released AND EXPENSIVE AS FUCK)? I used to take that mess and there were times I would be woken from my sleep because I felt as if I was roasting from the inside out. I have never…

Every once in a while I come across one good thing about being unemployed, and this is one of them.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE REST OF MY DAY

Why didn’t they just screenshotted it?

Thank you, I appreciate you letting me know. I definitely don’t want to be offensive.

I started to type a comment about this story, then realized i’ve made it so often that I practically have it memorized at this point. I think that speaks to how fucked up this whole thing is on its own.

Here’s my theory: the perp isn’t Charlie Sheen or Robert Downey Jr, as some suggest below. I think it’s possible they could also be victims, or feel guilt as bystanders who knew about the abuse and didn’t speak up. Child sexual abuse victims have a high rate of drug and alcohol abuse, which all those guys struggled…

Best part: When ‘Yonce steps in to congratulate the couple a beat too soon and nopes back out

To those who would defend Trump with “what he meant to say,” I would remind them that according to Trump, he always says what he means.

My Law and Order degree says yes.

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

Leave this fucking woman alone, you internet shitbags. WTF is wrong with these puerile hackers??