I am right there with you. I, too, am behind Clinton a hundred percent, but I’m still kind of devastated that Biden didn’t run. I understand his reasons, but damn, he would have been great in this election. All through the primaries I kept hoping he’d be the adult to show up and straighten everything out.

No. Never. That shit was all on me.

“Roasting from the inside out” is the exact phrase I used to describe it to my husband.

Anyone else wondering if the timing of this story has any connection to the Radar Online investigation into a Hollywood child sex ring? No? Just me? Okay.

This looks like a covered chair my mother had in 1977.

If you look closely, you can see that Miley is holding an avocado in her hand.

Holy shit. This is all bad, but the timing especially. I really don’t think you can tell her, at least not until after the baby is born. It’s too risky. If you haven’t already taken screen shots of his Tinder post, I would recommend you do so in case she eventually ends up in divorce court

Deviled eggs are exactly what I want, nay need, to talk about right now. Thank you, Bobby!

I think we can use both definitions. One is a noun, one is a verb.

That’s excellent! An alternate definition:

#fuckaweedle = the new hashtag we need and deserve

But stardust! YOU NEED THAT STARDUST TO POWER UP YOUR CRAPPY SPEAROW! Also, WTF? I’m surrounded by Pidegys:

I use them mainly to try and get the most out of my Pokeballs. I mean, if I’ve got 400 raspberries and 3 Pokeballs and the raspberries are supposed to make it easier to catch something, hell yeah I’ll use one on another gahdamn Rattata!

Yeah, what's up with that? I have, like, eight Pokeballs and 750 raspberries. I can't use the raspberries if I don't have Pokeballs, stupid Pokestops!

You could be wrong, you could be right.

Agreed. And those freaking rats are EVERYWHERE

OMG. THE WEEDLES.

So. Many. Pidgeys.

YES. And good luck ever getting it entirely out of either location.

I couldn’t get past the gift box that includes “fun confetti!” I fucking hate confetti. And glitter. You give me a gift that includes either of those in the box and we are DONE.