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I decided today to stop visiting and commenting on Gawker sites. “The Post” on Gawker was astounding, and the reaction by writers and editors, as well as the blaring and glaring non-reaction by some, are making me want to take my clicks and give them away elsewhere on the internet. However, I will miss you beautiful…

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

This comment was like staring into a mirror.

Is it possible that the movie might partially take place in her formative (Jennifer Lawrence aged) years? Wouldn’t it be easier/more believable looking to make a younger actor look older for later years than it would be to cast a 40 year old to look 26. Think about all the awful looking scenes in OITNB where Boo, Red,…

Drink heavily and yell at the sky.

This is, no fooling, the first line in the brief intro to the sale:

OUCH.

Have they tried turning it off then back on?

Slipcovers for folding chairs? Oh fuck that shit IN THE FACE. Lame. If you want to elope, by all means: you and your partner should have the wedding you want! But if you aren’t sold, just remember that no one remembers that shit and it doesn’t matter and these vendors are just trying to make a buck...but you don’t…

Does it count if you go sit in front of a nearby body of water with a 6-pack and chill together? Because I plan to moon it up like that. $7.99 + gas.

COOKIE OR GET OUT. I don’t need your “my yogurt is better then brownies, I love salad as a meal” zombie bullshit in my oxygen space.

Only monsters buy regular oreos. Double Stuf for lyfe.

Double stufs or GTFO. Anyone who buys regular oreos is a lesser human being.

Oh, this new skinny Oreo can fuck right off. I mean, I’m either going to eat a cookie or not eat a cookie. Don’t even come for me with some skinny cookie and pretend that it’s a cookie.

You may, and thank you. He’s a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who served in three wars, barely survived the 9-11 attack on the Pentagon ( as in, was given the last rites three separate times) and raised three boys ( not always easily) to love and participate in sports at a high level. He also infused us with…

after I read, “I’m a librarian”, I read the remainder of your comment in a whisper. It was even more awesome than in regular voice (and that was strong, too)

I’d be interested in a class on cocking a shotgun with one hand.

Or this is just some cover for a weird science thing where all the boys get together to make Kelly LeBrock.

I mean on the bright side at least they told her no because boys are apparently quite stupid and need their own special hand-holding club.