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“Seemed like you did your research.”

I have the best worst husband story but it would TOTALLY dox me so just know gurl you are not alone.

I know I’m not eligible, but I’ll leave this here for everyone to enjoy as Exhibit A in those fun professional negs:

“You move a lot better than most cripples I’ve seen with your condition. Good on you for toughin’ it out and not gettin’ a wheelchair. You should be proud of how strong you are.”

Yes! And he would often wear an orange utility vest over it; so weird.

I have a coworker that wears a sheer shirt. We are accountants. When he wears it to work, I get warned “The nipple shirt is in play” by a coworker.

I also got my mom, which makes sense, because she always likes allllll my posts (thanks, Mom!) and my posts to her wall account for about 80% of what’s on her wall. ^^;

i just did this, and got my mom. i, uh. have some questions.

See anonymous internet commenters, this is why you don’t “just adopt” when you are having problems with conceiving.

I have no idea what your husband’s dynamic with his coworker is, but I’m pretty sure if I called any of my coworkers that, half of them would laugh at me and the other half would justifiably stare daggers at me until I apologized.

You manage to have fond memories over something that your mother made sure you and your siblings never felt scared about. Your mother kicks serious ass.

Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars…

Yes, but unlike you, I wasn’t scarred for life from the product of his puke. I’m too busy being haunted by the meaning behind the words, ‘silly pancake’.

Your mom is a rock star.

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun…

I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

JEEZE OKAY CHRISTIAN GREY