“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

Truth. I don’t know what’s going on at Oreo Headquarters but Double Stuf are the only kind with an acceptable amount of sweet, delicious pig lard in the middle. Regular Oreos are a joke. A JOKE, I SAY!

Imagine how much better the world would be if apology pizza and protest dancing were a thing.

I know that people who didn’t grow up around gangs may not fully understand this, but this is huge. There are parts of big cities where people haven’t left their street in years for fear of being shot by a rival gang. These guys are now walking down the streets together, arm in arm, for peace.
I called bullshit on the…

No one’s offered me sweetness before! I’m going to indulge a little. :D

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

“Love dipping our #crap in our other #shit?”—Yes, godammit, I do. Specifically, I love dipping the angus three cheese and bacon in their horsey sauce (which I also like dipping their curly fries in, because horsey sauce is not just “#shit” it is THE SHIT). I’m disgusting.

I don’t want to make this about me but .. two days ago, I told someone off for using the word tran*y and was instead subjected to more transphobic commentary, and this was someone who I was close to, and I was coming out to them. I identify as genderqueer and this interview & along with what I had to go through two…

Even, even with the hat, its still kinda hot.

FOR BOTH SHOES???? Awesome!

This was my mom’s “I’m safe now” move back when I was learning to drive.

I wait for the ding. And I am really disappointed that no one posted this yet.

You rang?

yo, a lilly dress with a nascar jacket over top, on a fat woman, sounds HELLA COOL

Just an enormous wad of tartar sauce.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

Yeah, this is a pretty cheap shot. Blast for her racist jokes and her job performance, not this shit.

This is really unnecessary.

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?