The Rock was adorable. Then again, he’s always adorable.

Her initial experience wasn’t great but what a wonderful response!

I cried when he died. I think he was my favorite. :’(

Oh, sure we do! We just use the word “classy” to describe our wine mustache through wine-stained teeth after about 6 glasses of wine, in the style of Jim Carrey, you know, after he’s had a few glasses of wine.

In the 20 mins since I watched this, i’ve been walking around getting ready for bed singing “dee dee deet, dee dee dee dee dee GUINEA PIG BRIDGE!!”

Eeeee thank you Mark! I promise I’ll never threaten you with death again!

Guinea Pig SuperHighway (Los Angeles).

I do :(

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I prefer this one myself :

Seriously. Fuck spiders.

Give it at least another month before you make a decision. If you’ve been accepted, there’s no reason you should have to jump on it immediately.

Ack! That sounds totally reasonable.

Hey dudes! Whatcha been up to?

oooh, when I read rice cereal I pictured like rice crispies and I was not getting how that would even work so the mixing it with formula makes way more sense

Ummm this is awkward did you steal my cats?

lol at the “Honey, it’s Saturday.” comments. Some people work weekend shifts. It kind of sucks. :(

Mark, you otter to know that today is Saturday.