That’s... EIGHT LOKOS!!! :-O

I have THE BEST BATHTUB in the world. It’s an antique iron, claw foot tub. When you fill it up with hot, hot water, the whole thing just radiates perfection. That bathtub is my refuge. That bathtub is my Fortress of Solitude. That bathtub makes awful days into cathartic tub cries.

YOU WERE HAVING A SEIZURE AND THEY IGNORED YOU

I threw up in a potted palm in the lobby of the St. Francis Hotel in San Francisco, at my Senior Ball, right in front of the principal. Apparently I am allergic to scallops. I arrived, had my photo taken, sipped a 7 Up, turned green, and spent the rest of my evening in the lady’s room, where the speech and debate…

Thanks - I’m in a good place now.

Oh, thank you! I have to give all the props to my new man-friend for getting me to reconcile. He’s all about family, and he said I had to be the bigger person.

He thinks you’re melodramatic? Please flip him off for me. And next time his scrawny shrimp ass can do the damn vaccination himself since he’s such a stoic macho man.

Considering the number of replies on this post, I doubt anyone will even see this, which is a shame. Because after more than twenty years of dealing with this sort of thing, there’s one thing that has been very consistent, and it’s something that I wish I had realized in my 20s rather than my 40s.

Out of all of the stories on here, this one caught me so off guard the most. The others I expect - dudes at work being dicks - but FAMILY? After she's gone through the same exact thing, years prior? I am just, speechless. I am so sorry. Hugs. Sexism truly isn't bound to just men. women hate on women, too. it's cruel…

omggg you have no idea how much i relate to you. i have a younger pasty ass motherfucker in my office who constantly makes ‘women make sandwiches in the kitchen jokes’ then tells me ‘chill out, dude’ when i bring it up.

Speaking of musicians, the way people treat women in music is deplorable. We’re mansplained about anything about musical composition, musical history, or sound engineering. If we say we can’t hear ourselves in the monitor, we’re laughed at and accused of wanting “More *Me* in the Monitor.” We’re told how to dress and…

Oh man. I could blow up this article with my list, having been working (for various companies, at different levels of responsibility, different positions, etc.), for 30 years. But the most recent example was at my last job as the Admin Assistant. After I'd been there for a while, the Operations Manager pulled me into…

So who am I victory banging?

Mama rollin’ that body...

LET HIM LIVE

What I am offended by, however, is the fact that the O'Connors are so out of touch with reality that they assume anyone, much less a gay couple who has valiantly fought for the right to marry in the face of the overwhelming bigotry supplied by not only the American people at large but also by the O'Connors of…

Unfortunate image of Crystal O'Connor via ABC 57.

But every Gay wedding has to have a unicorn. DON'T LIE TO ME MARK.

Side note: I would love for you to get engaged to your dude for reasons of lifelong happiness, obvs, but also and mostly so you can report on the wedding-planning process for us.