I hate bathroom attendants but I fully support the idea of tissue attendants. What a fun, passive-aggressive way to appear considerate while conveying the message, "Look at you, crying like a bitch." Let's list other things that should have tissue attendants: the Pietá and the Wailing Wall are what leap to my mind.…

Dammit, Janet! No one! Well, maybe Tim Robbins. I was so sad when they split.

No. One. No one damn it!!!!! Unless she's getting back with Robbins, because I'm still holding out hope for that to happen.

Sorry. I'm busy that day.

I never said I wanted to touch her.

Just an FYI if you go into the greys in the equal pay post there is a grey posting rape images. we have another super-troll.

That's actually where the Lilly Pulitzer corporate HQ is, so that is probably why your Facebook and such is so inundated with the warehouse sales, etc. since they always happen near the headquarters (in King of Prussia).

Lilly Pulitzer's headquarters are in King of Prussia, surprisingly enough!

Just got my Yellow Pages yesterday! It's still on the front porch because even I wouldn't let that thing in the house. Owls, on the other hand.......yes please!

I get two completely useless yellow page directories published by competing beepers vendors. Thank god we have a recycling program.

Omg, the Yellow Pages. I get so irrationally angry when they are on my porch. WTF WHO STILL USES THIS?!

It's like my mission in life to get ppl to stop using that. "No! What is that? Put that away"

I have also complained about this when I recently found one sitting in our driveway! My husband just shrugged and was like, "Old people don't Google," which does make sense. BUT! They should distribute a POSTCARD with free postage that says, "If you'd like to receive a phone book, please return this card by (date)."…

is the neighbour's kid trying to break into your house and steal your shit when you're away?

About every couple of months I get someone at work asking me for a phone book. I beg them to just let me google the damn place! Car dealership=old people needing directions.

Yellow Pages >> Jahovas Witnesses

Omg. So adorable. I think the dead parts of me that live inside are coming back to like just to go awwwww!!!

I love the way he GLARES at the guy helping him, so watchfully - yet seems to get it, and stays on the sweeper 'til he's out and can fly away!

Next week, hopefully.