Maybe they'll show up in next week's episode? They need some kind of comeuppance, because they subjected their child to multiple trips at brainwashing camp. Like, shit no wonder he grew up to be a hooker. He's just lucky he became one of the better paid ones.

Yeah, that was the one thing I wasn't happy to see. I was hoping they could have a really ridiculous "Ha, now you fuckers aren't getting PAID! Suck on that, bitches!" moment with the parents.

Short of Botox and a major face lift, there is very little a camera and makeup can do to conceal that level of jowl.

They can't make him the crazy bad guy now. Come on. COME INTO THE LIGHT, SHONDA! We have wine and we don't straighten our hair and we have a beach. Jake scenes are what we want. Preferably naked or at least shirtless.

I'm the same way. At one point, pretty much my entire closet was black and grey, with the only pops of colour coming from my shoes and scarves. My friends always laughed at it, and I finally started diversifying and got a few blue or navy things, which they laughed at, since that's really not being adventurous with…

Yes. I want to lick wine off that man's abs.

You know, we knew his parents were going to be terrible... but multiple pray-the-gay-away camps? Ya'll deserve to burn in hell.

YES. BECAUSE IT IS APPROPRIATE.

I miss Jake's face. And shirtless chest.

I totally get the Lilly Pulitzer thing. It's not my personal style but its pretty. Very "Charlotte in the Hamptons" sort of thing.

WHERE THE FUCK IS JAKE? Ugh. Go away, douchey pres.

Fitz, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT VERMONT.

We crossed that line when Fitz passed stricter gun laws and equal pay for women at the beginning of the season. Now the writers are just full-on fucking with us.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

That is fantastic tacky wedding hair.

I like pastels. I like acid colors. I even appreciate some of the colors Pulitzer used.

Is life really this grim? This joyless? Is private voting in a democracy an experiment destined to collapse upon itself like a dying star because human nature is bleak, dark and angry?

you did a v good job 10/10 professionalism 20/10 journalism 100/10 my love

Are we talking about the same tweet? The one I'm seeing is her saying you have to do something pretty shitty to be reincarnated as a rat. What am I missing?

can i be the first tomboy lesbian to take this on?!?