i was about to vote 'sex' but at the last minute thought "PARMESAN TRUFFLE FRIES" and changed my vote to restaurant.

Oh eat a dick, you two. "Our love story is so much better than everyone else's so you should pay for us to navel-gaze and instagram other cultures like we know a damn thing about them!" Dicks. Eat them.

Didn't this person call some other famous person "crass" last week? fuckin lawl

I've told this story before here. But.

Thanks sadspears. You don't know how good it feels to hear that.

I didn't date for, like, 7 years and then when I was 32 I was like "eff it, I'm giving online dating a try."

Yep. I don't want to anywhere near my family or his until the last possible moment. Trying to minimize snide comments about my dress and how I look in it and "it's not too late to get a bigger veil, please oh please, you can just put it on for some of the pictures."

That's what you think. Just wait.

150 OR SO DAMMIT

I'm so, so sick of him! Everything about him bugs the hell out of me, and tonight didn't help!

I yelled "Holy shit, Huck!" and woke up my dog...who is still giving me the stink-eye from his couch. Yes, we have our own couches.

Praise to the Abby. This girl just explained everything that's wrong with the media's reporting of women. She's awesome, even if her boyfriend is a man child.

As a gay, I didn't even realize ladies had doors down there.

now I really have to pee

I've just had a public mental breakdown over a spreadsheet and yesterday I got stuck in a new shirt and had to cut myself out of it.

Butt Window Spice

FUCKING "PAN." You know his real name is Michael or Stephen or something mundane like that.

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…

I want the futurama case! Is it too late??