and i will before i get margs too but i just wanted to point out i am getting margaritas.

ok

Relevant: I don't want to go into aaaaaallll the details, but at a recent wedding my husband and I got into a fight over someone to dancing to Shake it Off without someone else, while said someone else was in the bathroom de-bourboning her hair and bridesmaid's dress after someone who may or may not have been said…

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Today is my 8th straight day at work (at a coffee shop rife with monogrammed thermosery). After placing our weekly order this morning I have been refreshing the Kitchenette homepage repeatedly waiting for comic relief. Pinkham, you've restored my sanity yet again.

How I imagine the Jezebel office right now:

Man, last week I mentioned my friend's theory, that Annalise is the killer. I've been convinced since the mid-season break that it was Lila. One of us has to be right! Annalise appears to be having flashbacks to Lila, and it would be something Annalise and her mom had in common (killing people.) But why would Lila…

It is indeed fucking ugly. And in the meantime, LLAMAS motherfuckers. LLAMAS.

Ok so theory, Rebecca ends up dead. Probably by accident on Wes' part. But I don't think she killed Lila.

I don't know why I start these videos without thinking, "This will be the funniest thing I see all day," but I don't and they ARE. EVERY TIME. Hilarious and awesome.

This is how I see things, too, though I never really had the opportunity to use this awesomeness due to monogamy from an early age. Dammit! or Yay! depending upon POV.

Anyway, I recommended to a younger woman the other day that she empty her huge-ass bohemian styled purse which she would undoubtedly carry o her date,…

I really feel like I should have a more interesting response to these than just the repetitive chorus of "OMG! THESE ARE THE BEST! THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK! MAKE MORE!" But that's all I can keep thinking. I lovelovelove.

that's how feminism WORKS 👍👍👍

I love you people (wipes eyes)

Would you like whole wheat toast to much on?