The MoH couldn't cancel her airfare for the destination wedding and ended up haunting the same resort area during the wedding, posting selfies from the bar.
I was in a wedding party where the bride booted the maid of honor from the wedding during the bachelorette party. Excessive booze, crying, hot tub fighting - it was all very Real Housewives-esque.
We didn't have a wedding party. This was a great decision for us. But it did mean I couldn't kick anyone out... Shoot!
i wonder if he knew tho
colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho
Not to be "that girl" but it says 5 PM, not AM in the story.
Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.
Fortunately for Holly, a show called "Bodyshockers" has taken pity and is covering the cost of lasering off three of her tattoos (the dick, the 'Dyke,' and some sort of cartoon that was supposed to be Storm from X-Men but apparently didn't come out looking as such, as DIY tattoos tend to not look).
The Storm from X-Men part made this story believable. I could totally see myself witnessing that exchange as a teen:
I wish California was closer. I think I love these people and want to eat their food.
Not all the Wawas in the Midwest or Portland area, for certain. I'm happy when one store is 24/7 in a town. They don't all have to be 24/7, it makes using their restrooms that much cleaner.
Especially a 24/7 Wawa.
So Swedish Fish is not one of those dubious food items purchasable at IKEA?
Ew no. I'm allergic to red.
Red. That flavor is called "Red."
true story....I gained 7 pounds between the 3rd and 4th month of my pregnancy because I ate Swedish Fish compulsively every day! My daughter is 26 now but I still think that the red tinge to her skin is related to that diet choice.
All of the above. Nothing else like it, really.