What is Swedish Fish flavor? No one knows.

If Kate Walsh's Ribbon Candy Dress is bubble gum or watermelon flavored, then HELL NAH; I'm out. No way.

Mmm...ribbon candy!

It's his (asinine) way of relating to the Youths, I imagine. It's him being like:

Girl, hold my earrings. I'm fighting a Huckabee.

My favorite part is the misogynistic, patriarchal fucking assumption that Jay-Z has primary control over Beyoncé's music, image, or career. I mean, Jay-Z is a Penis-Swinging Man, goddamnit, and thus the undeniable Head of Household, so he MUST be the one to blame here for his wife's sluttery, right? It's simply too…

Jumping animals are my favorite thing (FYI, that is a gliding snake in the first gif, just saying):

I was thinking more rosebudding, but whatever, LOLZ and all that.

Could be... or someone is offended by Adultosaur's love of Taylor Swift.

Gee guys, maybe you could think about finally changing your fucking awful website header from 'Jezebel - Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women' to, literally anything else. I love Jezebel, but cannot understand why you undermine yourselves and your journalism with that crappy and incorrect description.

Maybe they're upset about Dodai getting shafted.

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED, Y'ALL!

DOUBLE

You both just shut your dirty whore mouths right there.

I hate thin mints and this is the first time I have ever admitted that to another person out of fear for my life and my freedom.

I think that's how everyone rolls.

I love how the nutrition facts suggests something like 2 Thin Mints as one serving. Don't they mean one sleeve of cookies 'cuz that's how I roll?

Fuck you raisins right in the fucking face. And stop pretending your are CHOCOLATE

"Sign me right the fuck up. Not only are oatmeal-raisin cookies delicious while lulling you into a false comfort that you're eating something healthy (haters to the left), but yogurt chunks make anything better. I am ashamed to admit that when I had a hamster, I would sometimes eat her yogurt chunks because they were…

One of the new so-called flavors has raisins in it, which means it may as well not exist at all. Rah-Rah Raisins can go straight to hell with their nasty mouse poop/dried grape bits.